mosellegreen:

alegbra:

have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just

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Ah, yes. The second day.

(Source: bepeu)

  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

sniffing:

hipsters:

we followed tumblr user sniffing BEFORE it was cool

uh…. thanks hipsters

ifyoucarryonthisway:

do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things 

(Source: averagefairy)

harlold:

i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me

(Source: hottermelon)

mommy:

Eat anything you want and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

kodamaface:

anostalgicnerd:

This was one of the most baffling things of my whole childhood.

OHMYGOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS 

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(Source: gotham-pretty)

celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????

7ns:

lookin at the booty like
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