white-people-be-like:

What made you think that finding the biggest black guy was a good idea.

snatchedweaves:

walking downstairs in the middle of the night after bloggingimage

Mom: “Why are you awake?

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jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

(Source: okaymad)

catswithbenefits:

you know whats better than a mozerella stick?

37 mozzarella sticks

if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now

  • me: whats your opinion on tampons
  • little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
  • me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
  • little brother: why
  • me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
  • little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
  • me:
  • little brother:
  • me: that is a fantastic point

dancrisis:

troylerina:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash grier

I love him already and I don’t even know who he is

that my friends is mazzi maz.

(Source: the90sk-i-d-s)

refrgerator:

later is the best time to do anything

(Source: trashboat)

actuallyratchet:

all my friends are v cute. if ur my friend youre automatically cute sorry i dont make the rules